You must be wondering about the title of my post right?
okays, let me tell you what triggered this.
i was in the toilet in my college and then suddenly a thought came to my mind.
oh wait wait.
Just FYI i was in the toilet doing my business and not doing anything weird or freaky like snooping into cubicles okay.
But can’t blame me for being so darn observant can you?
so i went into this cubicle.
and I saw this strand of hair.
“eeuw. OMG, what if that hair is actually someone’s PUBIC hair?!!”
i have NO IDEA why did that came to my thoughts.
*heard weird water splashing sound*
“OMG. is that a GUY in the NEXT CUBICLE?? why does that sound like somebody pee-ing standing up??”
*freaks out like there’s some maniac guy who intruded the girls’ toilet*
I also have NO IDEA where THAT come from.
*stares at toilet seat*
“what if the person who sat on this seat before me had HERPES???”
I SERIOUSLY REALLY ABSOLUTELY have NO IDEA where THAT come from.
*get out of the cubicle*
*smiles at friend*
*washes hand with tons of soap*
*stands at the dryer to warmify body*
<college aircon having PMS. Extreme temperature swings at different time and place>
*gossips about lecturers, friends, food, psychotic stalkers etc*
*dryer went off, and on again on its own*
*stares at friend*
“But wanna ponteng class longer lah… Don’t care lah”
*friend washes face*
*caught a glimpse of stalker outside the toilet*
“Let’s just lepak here lah hor?”
*friend : nod nod nod*
“Oyh! class gonna end de weyh!”
Friend : “OMGBBQisq! really? gia loh then!”
*grabs bag and rushed to class*
that’s the toilet post.
Unfolding the mysteries of why we’re in the toilet oh-so-damn-long
and oh! and oh!
I’m going for the Premier Screening of Final Destination!
I knew you’d be horrified of my post!
Tell me if you do too! See you there!
For real this time. M gonna go introduce myself to bloggers there! Not like Orphan again ~_~ No more paiseh me!
I ain’t Resting in Pieces babeh!