Mr. Nuffie came up to me and asked me to pack my stuff up to save in the time capsule cause 2012 is coming this November and based on the Mayan calendar we were supposed to be like all doomed and dying running around screaming for our lives as Earth is becoming like illustrated below.
So Nuffie offered me a time capsule to keep safe my stuffs that I want so that even after the world collapse and everyone dies and I’m homeless I’ll still have these stuffs! like yay!
Aren’t nuffnangers awesome?
And so I sat and ponder and ponder on what to bring.
Initially I wanted to put in stuffs like the toilet and my bed and car but then to think of it it’s too big and heavy lah so i changed my mind and ended up packing a “Survival of Boredoomity Bag”!
And inside are~~~
Okay, lemme list down what’s inside that its the ULTIMATE survival bag~
FIRST in the list is MONEY!!
I know I know the world already doomed bring money for what?!
Well, think about it..
If we survive the destruction and tsunami and earthquake and etc etc etc~ these money are gonna be rare and extinct and it’ll worth a fortune if you sell it to collectors!!
Long term investment!!
Next would be my babies!
Now now not human babies okay.
Why these? well, if the world is destroyed and I’m into hiding myself from danger or living in refugees camp, I’ve gotta look for something to do right? You know to kill time~
So I’ll bring my books!!
And under entertainment also I’ll bring this!
My solar empowered battery not included radio/CD player!
why? look at the photo below and note the sticker.
What else in it is –>
Drinks~! well, we need drinks for living! I cannot live without Iced Latte! XD
to reload our glucose level when we have no food available! smart leh~
Not forgetting Protections!
And yes no condoms included cause I don’t plan to go f*** someone during disaster time. Sooooo…. That’ll have to wait.
Sketch Book and stationaries!
For diary writing, doodling, Sketching of what i see~ time passing people, time passing! And plus we need someway to release stress and tension right? my shrink recommended this you know.
OH shoot. now you know I see a shrink! which I don’t!
Besides we could use it as signs to rescuers or in cases if we meet aliens and we want to be unseen by them.
Quite convincing huh?
Poh Chai Pills!!!
Untuk sakit perut, muntah muntah dan ketidakselesaan perut.
For pain stomach, vomit vomit and uncomfortableness stomach.
So yeah, quite useful huh?
I’m a girl and I need protections during certain certain times mah! Its necessary!
I wanna bring my jacket too! cause I could use it when Tsunami or Snow Storm attacks where it’ll protect me from cold~
and when the sun will be gravitationally pulled nearer towards earth to bbq us homosapiens into ikan bakar, I can use it to block the sunlight!
And at night to sleep of course I wouldn’t leave my bantal
Finally one last most important crucial penting chung yau punya very very important thing is~~~~
if not then how to take photos of awesomic destruction of earth where people get blasted by lightning and washed out by 9m waves and burned by the sun till charcoal coloured and the earth splits into half with cars blasting on the sunken roads and and and…
you get the point. I’m a blogger/photographer ma! and a blogger would do what she must.
SAD got no laptop or not I bring along also T_T
but then again, i have one problem..
So that’s my super awesomicly orgasmicly amazing Ultimate
“Survival of BoreDooMity BAG!!!”
So in 25 words why would I want to keep this awesomic bag in the time capsule?
Because it is the ultimate survival kit a mad blogger needs when 2012 strikes.
So if you’re a Nuffie and you wanna join this Privileged Rescue scouting mission, Please cluck, i mean click here –>
For more details!
Can’t wait to catch 2012 Premier Screening!!
and win these!
There’s more icing on the cake as ONE (1) lucky Nuffnanger will walk home from the screening with a Sony Playstation 3!
I WANT ALSO!!!!
Nuffnang please please gimme the tickets and prizes!!!
Pretty please with the cherry on the top!
This is awesomic!