May 06, 2009

OMG. can a penis really be bit off a man?

Yesterday my friend told me to go read Singapore's news yesterday and check out about a secretary who bit off her boss' penis when a van hit their car while they were having oral sex!

I was like OMG.





check this out:

Tuesday May 5, 2009

Secretary accidentally bites off boss’ penis


A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car.

Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.

The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ.

The daily reported that the incident occurred in a Singapore park where the couple met after work.

To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful.

The investigator said he had followed the woman and her boss to the park.

“On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently.

oh wow..

and it's only oral sex, not penetration sex

xD


After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood,” he said.

The woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ.

The investigator, who called an ambulance to send the man to hospital, said that this was the first time he had encountered such an incident.


See!
So next time you wanna have an affair, don't do it in the car park!
not only it's an open area, you may lose your penis' guys!

I wonder could they actually fix it back or not.
will it be the same?

one of God's creative way to punish adultery?

I have no IDEA.

-*laughs head off*
pun totally intended.
if it IS a pun.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahha

4 comments:

kenwooi.com said...

now you know it can! ;)

Caffery said...

A drawback for oral sex? haha...

stephy said...

@caffery : probably.. so another consenquences to add along with those diseases. lol

@kenwooi : hahahaha.. terrible huh..

Caffery said...

Hm... yea...

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