August 01, 2008

mummy heaven~! *caution : spoiler ahead!!*

Quote of the day.....

We all think we're going to be great and we feel a little bit robbed when our expectations aren't met. But sometimes our expectations sell us short.

Sometimes the expected simply pales in comparison to the unexpected.

You got to wonder why we cling to our expectations, because the expected is just what keeps us steady.

Standing. Still, the expected's just the beginning, the unexpected is what changes our lives
-Dr. Meredith Grey

Mad dog(flying his plane trying to land on the himalayan mountains):

"I'd tell you to fasten your seatbelts, but it was too cheap to buy any! Ha ha ha!
"

Rick O'Connell
: "Ha ha ha! Why am I laughing?"

"Mad dog- The Mummy 3: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor"

expectations....
wonder how it WOULD be if our lives are what we expected...

hmmmm.....

let's see....
OMG.................

it would be heaven....
and heaven just got updated after i watched The mummy earlier this morning,,,

heaven == Shangri-La



holy
crap
....

that is one heck of a haven.....
in the midst of the himalayan peak..... there's a place like this??
*packs bag and hiking equipments*
i'm going there~!
XD

but....one thing that got me really laughing about The Mummy 3 : Tomb of the Dragon Emperor.........

*CAUTION : spoiler ahead!*

yeti..
........yeti(s).........
.............YETI(S).............

and no.. not :



or :




that's kinda cute...

but nopes.... not those..
its:



oh yeah.....
and these ... yeti(s)...
*i dunno how to say it in plural...*
well, they saved zi yuan(michelle yeoh)'s life after getting stabbed by the emperor for, well...
uhm... *bleep*-ing his general who was told that nobody should touch her cuz he wanna savour her himself.. but nottie nottie general couldn't stand the temptations no??
huhu....
and so.. after looking for the book of something that's supposed to give the emperor immortality in :

BEAUTIFUL library... if only it existed..
i'll totaly put that on my must visit list................

AND...
after they found it..
touched each others hand..
got
horny and got a room........
and ~
all of a sudden, as they were about to *bleep*,
they showed that a peeping tom peeping *duh!* them from a hole..
eww..

and the nice emperor decides to teach the general a lesson by tying each of his limbs to running horses for stealing his candy..
*claps hand*

tho....
the *bleep* scene looks really sizzling tho i only had a peep of it since as you all know the malaysian censory board loves to cut scenes off..
not that i WANT to see it anyway..

the scene kinda remind me of one of the chinese movie i can't remember the name..
its a kung fu movie with all the colour of their clothings and background being intensely brighten and with those mad violent sex scenes
*which was embarrassing as i was watching this movie in my aunts house with all of them there * x_x

and so... back to the yeti... there are yeti(s) in the mummy!!!
and that lin gal called the yeti(s) for help by yodeling to the himalayan peaks!
YODELING~!
in yeti..
yesh... she speaks
yeti...
O_O

and i forgot....
she's like what?
4000 years old thanks to the elixir of life from SHANGRI-LA~
who rick o'connell's son, alex (who looks OLD enough to be rick's BRO)is having the hots for..

and
rachel weisz left the production?????
WHY????
i love her!! and her thick british accent....
i love the british accent...

she was replaced by maria bello :




which i think was .. not very evy...
rachel has this wacky look on her face whenever she freaked out and stuffs..
like :

The Mummy Returns

and this :



but maria is just too.... serious??
sheesh...
i want rachel weisz!!!

brendan was as he is in the mummy...
tho in journey to the centre of the earth..... SUCKS
sheesh..

but then.. the mummy, like the mummies before has some really good stab of humor..
like one part the risen soldiers whom were buried under the great wall of china..




now, the two of them was cheering before attacking the emperor's army when one accidently knocked his friend's head with a cangkul..
yesh.. a cangkul.

apologizing("tui pu chi" in those thick china slang), he quickly got back the head and tried to screw it back to his poor friends body...
HeheHeheahahaha~

hilarious scene!

amd look at this beauty~!!
this contains a diamond ( which john stole to go to peru where there's suppose to be no mummies *hint hint*) and the drop of elixir of life that brought the emperor to life~!



see the official mummy blog here...

worse of all.. while i was lining up to buy our tickets, i saw this..

sw_cw.jpg

SOMEBODY SAVE MY EYES~!!!
*yeah i'm against star wars.. sue me!*

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