September 10, 2008

definitions of things...*laughs*

these are a few definitions of common daily things we THOUGHT we know..

School:
A place where Papa pays and Son plays

Life insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die RICH

Nurse:
A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills

Marriage:
I
ts an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree

and a woman gains her masters

divorce:
F
uture tense of marriage
(i don't agree tho!)

Tears:
T
he hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine's waterpower
(ROLF)

Lecture:
a
art of transfering from the notes of the lecturer

to the notes of the students
without passing through "each others mind"

dictionary:
a
place where success comes before work

criminal:
a
guy no different from the rest....
except that he got caught.

classic:
b
ooks, which people praises, but do not read
(SO very TRUE!)

smile:
a
curve that can set a lot of things straight

etc:
a
sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do!

Committee:

Individuals who can do nothing individually

and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Atom bomb:
a
n invention to end all inventions

philosopher:
a
fool who torments himself during life,
to be spoken of wehn dead.


well.. there goes..
have some laugh!

out~

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