Moon Dog Halo

Twas the night thou was out seeking companionship with thy buds. Upon arrival at thy home, appears a magical halo from Thee.

Ahhh.. Ain’t that one beautiful view from thy angle. I know I know I may be abusing ancient English but hey no harm trying not to spoil ancient English to speak ancient English.

Well, ancient or not, this moon dog (God knows why it’s called a moon dog) kinda brought back my picca side of me. Haven’t been having the rush of excitement screaming “bring the camera!” “bring the camera!” when I’ve seen something.

Twas this was happening I was immediately on the road outside leaning close to 160 degrees trying ta fill the halo into my camera screen. Not only that, I used the slow shutter to get the bright enough photo; which means I was practically trying so hard not to shiver I am NO exercise junkie so my abs ain’t that strong. I think after this it leveled up +1 on the muscle LMAOs and was holding the camera as still as I could. Nope no tripod. too lazy to go take

I must’ve looked silly but I love the outcome. they called it Camera flare. Rainbow effect. *blinks blinks* honestly I see no rainbow XD

Then I saw something that it’s as if Thee’s way of telling everyone to get have s*x.

TROLOLOL

Oh and I love Me Family. Ain’t mai dad cool? Now I know why I’m so Aweshum!

stephy-GANGSTA-nie

2012 is the year I’ll join the Mega sale~!

Mr. Nuffie came up to me and asked me to pack my stuff up to save in the time capsule cause 2012 is coming this November and based on the Mayan calendar we were supposed to be like all doomed and dying running around screaming for our lives as Earth is becoming like illustrated below.

  So Nuffie offered me a time capsule to keep safe my stuffs that I want so that even after the world collapse and everyone dies and I’m homeless I’ll still have these stuffs! like yay!

Aren’t nuffnangers awesome?

And so I sat and ponder and ponder on what to bring.

Initially I wanted to put in stuffs like the toilet and my bed and car but then to think of it it’s too big and heavy lah so i changed my mind and ended up packing a “Survival of Boredoomity Bag”!

And inside are~~~

TADAH!

Okay, lemme list down what’s inside that its the ULTIMATE survival bag~

FIRST in the list is MONEY!!

I know I know the world already doomed bring money for what?!

Well, think about it..

If we survive the destruction and tsunami and earthquake and etc etc etc~ these money are gonna be rare and extinct and it’ll worth a fortune if you sell it to collectors!!

Long term investment!!

:D

Next would be my babies!

Now now not human babies okay.

Why these? well, if the world is destroyed and I’m into hiding myself from danger or living in refugees camp, I’ve gotta look for something to do right? You know to kill time~

So I’ll bring my books!!

And under entertainment also I’ll bring this!

My solar empowered battery not included radio/CD player!

why? look at the photo below and note the sticker.

What else in it is –>

Drinks~! well, we need drinks for living! I cannot live without Iced Latte! XD

Next is….

Sweets!

to reload our glucose level when we have no food available! smart leh~

Not forgetting Protections!

And yes no condoms included cause I don’t plan to go f*** someone during disaster time. Sooooo…. That’ll have to wait.

Sketch Book and stationaries!

For diary writing, doodling, Sketching of what i see~ time passing people, time passing! And plus we need someway to release stress and tension right? my shrink recommended this you know.

OH shoot. now you know I see a shrink! which I don’t!

omgwtfftwbbqsaucepluscheese

+_+

Besides we could use it as signs to rescuers or in cases if we meet aliens and we want to be unseen by them.

Quite convincing huh?

NEXT!

Poh Chai Pills!!!

Untuk sakit perut, muntah muntah dan ketidakselesaan perut.

translate:

For pain stomach, vomit vomit and uncomfortableness stomach.

XD

So yeah, quite useful huh?

NEXT is…

Sanitary Pads!

…………………………

WHAAAT?!

I’m a girl and I need protections during certain certain times mah! Its necessary!

XD

I wanna bring my jacket too! cause I could use it when Tsunami or Snow Storm attacks where it’ll protect me from cold~

and when the sun will be gravitationally pulled nearer towards earth to bbq us homosapiens into ikan bakar, I can use it to block the sunlight!

And at night to sleep of course I wouldn’t leave my bantal takbusuk!!

XD

Finally one last most important crucial penting chung yau punya very very important thing is~~~~

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CAMERA!!!!!

if not then how to take photos of awesomic destruction of earth where people get blasted by lightning and washed out by 9m waves and burned by the sun till charcoal coloured and the earth splits into half with cars blasting on the sunken roads and and and…

err..

*coughs coughs*

anyway…

you get the point. I’m a blogger/photographer ma! and a blogger would do what she must.

SAD got no laptop or not I bring along also T_T

but then again, i have one problem..

THIS

                      

So that’s my super awesomicly orgasmicly amazing Ultimate

“Survival of BoreDooMity BAG!!!”

So in 25 words why would I want to keep this awesomic bag in the time capsule?

Because it is the ultimate survival kit a mad blogger needs when 2012 strikes.

So if you’re a Nuffie and you wanna join this Privileged Rescue scouting mission, Please cluck, i mean click here –>

www.2012.com.my

AND

NUFFNANG

For more details!

Can’t wait to catch 2012 Premier Screening!!

and win these!

PLUS!

There’s more icing on the cake as ONE (1) lucky Nuffnanger will walk home from the screening with a Sony Playstation 3!

WTFness!!!

I WANT ALSO!!!!

NUFFNANG and BlastTheWorldintoPieces

Nuffnang please please gimme the tickets and prizes!!!

Pretty please with the cherry on the top!

BLAST Earth!!!!

This is awesomic!

Stephy-CantwaitToSeeEarthGetBlasted-nie

Earth Hour, Earth Day, Earth wha'??

28th of March had gone by just like that with a very short-termed impact don't cha think?

wait wait wait..

what was on the 28th you ask??






this was what happened.
there was a campaign where everyone was asked to turn off all lights and electrical appliances for an hour to support the campaign of saving the earth.

started by the australians in 2007, this year it had many other countries involved where the world's famous buildings such as the Sydney's Opera House, Rome's Colleseum, and of course our country's pride and joy the Petronas Twin Tower turned off their lights for an hour.

EARTH HOUR was what happened.



is Kawasan 2 (my housing area) practicing Earth Hour every night now?
street lights are off every evening!

many said it was overly commercialized and over rated and everything while some stand on their ground saying it screams save Earth!! You've got people rushing to KLCC IN THEIR CARS causing jams there just to see the building turn off not all their lights and rejoiced that they were there to see Earth saved.

now that that's over, make way for EARTH DAY!
when?
on the 22nd of April 2009.

TV channels are making the hoo-hah they did for Earth Hour, radio DJs too but what happens AFTER that day or hour?

*thinks*

SILENCE.

exactly.

if you asked me if i agree and support this campaigns then OF COURSE I DO!
i have like 90+ years more to live in this planet so duh i want this planet be in a good shape while i am alive.

heh heh

but the thing is that we still can't create a campaign that can really create an impact on people to actually CHANGE.

during the Earth Hour campaign, everyone spreaded the log of the 60 Earrth Hour, asking people to vote for earth, turn off their lights! then on the 28th,
people go "ohya, i turned off those damn lights yea. i saved Earth! woohoo!" do you separate your garbages? "wha? why would i ?"
and people who got interviewed went "oh yea, the government should reduce the light usage in civil offices, next year we should turn off more building's lights to support"
what about YOUR HOUSE?

THEN, after that particular day....

*sounds of crickets*

saying this you ,must be scraming now with the question
WHAT ABOUT YOU??!!
do you do all those save the Earth thingys??

well..
i DO.
i may not go extreme like totally boycotting plastic bags and recycle my waste into fertilizers
but but but but but

HEY!
i DO.
that's why i dare to post this larh.. XD

but anyway, though what i do is as small as NOT throwing rubbishes anywhere but in the dustbin try very hard to, i believe it helps.
why?
cuz i believe that these kinda things works on accumulation!

see, if in a day, i get to NOT throw 5 plastic wrappers,
in a week i DID NOT throw 7 x 5 = 35 wrappers
in a month i DID NOT throw 35 x 31 wrappers

and if in a month there are 10 me's, so it's 35 x 31 x 10 which is 10850 wrappers NOT littered on the road!

you do the math.

see, Earth Day campaigns are the Impact Method to give people smacks on their faces to realize that we NEED to SAVE EARTH!

but after that, seriously we need to take our self initiative to DO SOMETHING!

seriously it's not as difficult as you think!
i know you've read those Green people where they go REALLY EXTREMELY GREEn and we are only newbies and we wanna take baby steps.

heres how to!

1. Start thinking CREATIVE!
mantra : REDUCE REUSE RECYCLE
how? look through what you throw. -if you have those magazines or books or flyers or papers you wanna get rid of, send it to the recycling centre! OR sell it to the old newspaper man where at the same time you get money!

-if there are plastic wrappers that comes with the magazines, keep it. you could use it to pack your last semesters notes to keep them away from dust! OR reuse it as a mini rubbish bag when you are doing your homework.

-make cards outta the mags and books that are already used! you save money AND reduce the wastage of papers!


i make cards every year XP


-REUSE plastic bags for your rubbish bins or to repack any other things so that the plastic bags don't go to the dumpsite or wherever it ends up in and stay there for thousands of years with no purpose but harm the environment!

- reuse your past notes by printing your tutorials or lecture slides on the empty side of the paper!


2. STOP THAT HABIT!
-we malaysians have that damned habit of throwing out rubbishes on the streets, out of the window from your car, AROUND the rubbish bins. STOP THAT! why cant you put the rubbishes IN the dustbin? or put that wrapper in your bag and throw it in to the dustbin WHEN you get home!

-picture this. you walked into your room, you turned the lights on, the fan, the air con, the radio, then you remembered! hey, my "whatever" thing was outside! so you go out to take your stuff, then saw hey! i know that show on tv! and sat to watch. then go grab something to chew and whatever stuff you would do, leaving ALL your fans and etc on in your room!

see! that's a waste of electricity! since you could off your lights for an hour for Earth Hour, why not switching them off whenever you're not in the room?!!

3. START WALKING
-oh yeah. always say that you wanna exercise but can't afford those expensive gyms? walk! walk to your destination! wanna go to the groceries nearby your house? dont drive! cycle or walk! this reduces your carbon footsteps! and your petrol usage! save money!
(also something i have to really do more often)

4. TURN OFF THAT PC
-nope, standby doesn't save electricity as much as you turn it off! instead of leaving the PC on the whole day, why dont you try to leave it on only for half the day? or whenever you go out turn it off! this not only save electricity usage, it reduces the risk of your PC kena lightning strike when you're out and it's on!

5. NO THANK YOU
- when you tapau food to eat, if it is not necessary refuse to take the plastic bag and the plastic spoons and chopsticks. reduce plastic consumption!

-also applies when you go shop, like if you only bought sweets, say tidak mahu to plastic bags since you dont need it!

6. STOP!
-stop using so much of sprays which causes those greenhouse effects like those hair sprays and all. come on! it stinks and it kills the ozone layer! your hair can do with just the way it is. *wink*

- reduce the usage of air-con! dont turn it on whenever you enter your room! limit the usage to sleep time ONLY! (or maybe during very very hot days) if you can't stand the heat, go to malls, go into MPH and stay there! read a book or two till you feel cool enough then blah lah. *sniggers*

these you may or may not follow. but hey, think about it. it ain't no big sacrifices. it's the smallest things you could do for EARTH.

After all the chantings of Turn the lights off! save the EARTH!,
let's REALLY do something for EARTH. with or without recognition.

"Everybody in this world is a hypocrite.
The difference between us is just the LEVEL of hypocracy practiced."

-an immoral who teaches moral

WE LOVE EARTH!