Why I like it Longer?

Why wouldn’t I?

When it’s longer it’s easier to be gripped no? Giving the right pressure to your hands while you work your thing. Making your strokes more smooth and satisfactory.

Don’t cha think?

I mean how do you actually write with a pencil this short?!

I LIKE IT LONGER

Sometimes when I Google, I come across these… omg.. pictures of men wearing almost.. NOTHING.. except undies with whatever funky prints

*gasp*

oh-em-gee

Oh-eM-EFF-G

It would be a friggin’ NIGHTMARE!!!

i LIKE IT (SPECIFICALLY THE PANTS) LONGER

it’s a fashion crime to be wearing overly short garments!

AND

A torture to ones eyes!!!!

I like it LONGER

Then I went to college and oooh… this gorgeous new guy from God-Knows-Where appears apparently a new international student and I was sitting there *ehems* oogling cuci mata-ing scanning x-ray-ing OBSERVING him and ooh la la.. Right size of eyes, not too big not to small, full lips, no man-boobs, no beer-guy, nice flat washboard abs and then what the hell?!

2 inches ONLY?!!

Not another one?!

How can a hot guy use a pencil THIS SHORT?!!

Nonsense!

I’d like it if he use a longer one.

cause I like it longer.

Seriously! I mean like during the night if my baby hun is to be short, how am I supposed to like hug him to sleep?

I want to feel him above and below.

but cause he’s short, its either he’s above or below.

But I want it above AND below!

 

oh Baby hun my Bantal busuk..

 

I like it LONGER

  

I believe I made it quite clear that

I really really ABSOLUTELY LIKE IT LONGER!

and that’s why I super duper awesomely freakishly like

 LG’s BL40 Chocolate Phone

because it’s LONGER.

It’s designed uniquely longer which allows a 4-inch widescreen screen!

Which means it’s LONGER than usual!

like omgeesh!

And the LONGER phone with

- a 5.0 Mega Pixel camera for me to camho in high quality.

- FULL TOUCH SCREEN with MULTI touch function features which means I can molest and caress it like MAD, smoothly, but like MAD

- And oh emm oh emm it’s so darn LONG with a freaking clear HD resolution, you could watch AVATAR eek! via those special AVATAR contents on this LONG phone via special content from the movie with a cinematic experience all in a grip. Featuring a stretched 21:9 ratio HD panoramic display!!!

-PLUS to make the list longer its surface is SCRATCH RESISTANCE and

-it has an outstanding Dolby Mobile Sound Enhancement!

-It also have A-GPS, WiFi, FM Radio and HSDPA

Madness~!!

and ONE MORE REASON WHY Nuffnang should give me that phone is because…

My phone NOT long.. 

Pretty Please….

Stephy-iLikeItLONGER-nie